10.12.05

Category: dribblings

okay, so i read another book, The Whalestoe Letters, which is like a supplement to House of Leaves. It’s basically the letters that Johnny’s mom wrote + 11 others that were not in HoL. i know what you’re thinking.
1. “nerd.”
2. “isn’t that cheati-“

shut up. i’m padding my book numbers okay? so i had to read a small one okay? shut up, shut up, SHUT UP. DON’T JUDGE ME. how many books have YOU read?

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my stomach hurts. i had a blackened chicken po’ boy for dinner. i wish i had eaten only half of it. but no. i ate it like i thought someone was going to take it away from me. PIG. DIRTY PIG WHAT PADS HER NUMBERS BY READING SMALL BOOKS.

today i think i yelled the phrase, “you two boneheads get out of my way!” probably a dozen times. i was talking to the dogs. i can’t walk 20 feet without stopping 5 times because they get all up in my way. it’s like they walk ahead of you then turn around and get in your way and smell you, again, because they just don’t want to miss something. “maybe she’s got food now!…..maybe now!….hey! maybe she has food!”
you know how i starve the poor little dears.

mr. fleegan called me yesterday to let me know that he still hasn’t found a naked dishwasher.

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i mowed the lawn this afternoon! it’s the first time i’ve mowed since Dante came over and did some lawnmower maintenance mojo on the mower. it worked great except there was some white smoke at first but i figure that’s from the oil? hm? the smoke went away pretty fast.
the lawn was dusty and i’ll probably have some awesome eye/throat itchiness tomorrow, but the lawn looks pretty good.

also, there was lots of poop in the yard. 2 dogs = 2 tons of poop.

aren’t you glad you read this? don’t you wake up early each day and rush to the Great Internet and log on and click fleegan.com and think to yourself, “i wonder if jaimie stepped in loads of dog poop today?! i hope she tells me all about it! and about her petty aches and pains too! i love banality!”

go to www.pumpkingutter.com. tami sparks put the link on the forum. it is THE COOLEST. best part of all? no dog poop.

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