10. 21.05

Category: dribblings

happy birthday to Ivy and me. Ivy turns 6? maybe? and i turn er, slightly older than that. we’ll say late 20s and leave it.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. I AM FORCED TO WRITE ANOTHER LETTER.

Dear Lucy “Dr. Maddy Riordon” Lawless,

Hi. I think you’re a talented actress, honestly. In fact, it’s because I think you’re talented that I’m even writing you this letter. I think the old saying goes, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” And well, I guess what I’m trying to say is

SHAME ON YOU

You’ve been had. They tricked you, again. And this time? It’s not their fault. And honestly, Vampire Bats?! Admittedly they seem scarier than say, locusts…but, gosh. And I notice that you play the same character that you played in Locusts! What? Did you sign a 3 movie deal? Is there going to be another Giant, Killer Swarm movie after this one? I mean, am I going to be sitting on the couch sometime this winter minding my own and all of a sudden am I going to see Snowmen! or Elves! or Sugarplum Fairies! advertised? Am I? Because I need to know whether to kick a hole in my TV or not.

Sincerely,

Everybody

i’m totally picturing myself on the couch and seeing the preview for Snowmen! and the GLORIOUS spit-take that follows.

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