9.03.05

Category: dribblings

so i’m looking after fellykish’s hellkittens while she’s in hellhio. so the whore leaves town and guess what? there’s no kitty litter at her house.
why?
because she hates me.

the phone call went like this:
k: hello?
j: you are dead.
k: what?!
j: you better stay in ohio.
k: why?
j: ‘cos when you come back i’m going to kill you.
k: why?!
j: where do you keep the kitty litter?
k: oh, it’s in the…oh, i forgot to buy some didn’t i?
j: death. that’s what you have to look forward to.

she has the Known World’s Smallest Litter Box for two, TWO cats. and she uses some kind of birdseed looking cat litter. no good. so i went and bought The Good Stuff (ie. Arm & Hammer litter. the ONLY litter that works.) i got the MULTIPLE CAT kind ‘cos i think it has more baking soda in it to keep the odor away. i think once she sees how AWESOME that cat litter is, she’ll be unable to go back to the birdseed litter.

when i went by this morning to check on the kitties Fergie was all about eating and Yoda was all about being petted. he bit me, the little ass hat. also, he can jump very high.

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