7.05.05

Category: dribblings

it’s weird that cookie mentioned The NeverEnding Story, ‘cos i had a dream about the kid last night! no kidding. only he’s older now, so in my dream he looks like that kid only older, he even had a ponytail! and so i see him and i’m all, “hey, that’s the kid from The NeverEnding Storyyyyy, whoa oh oh…oh oh oh…oh oh oh oh…” so i decide to go over and say hi. so i walk over and he’s reading a book and i say, “hey, are you sure you wanna do that?”
and he’s all, “do what?”
and i’m all, “well, remember what happened last time you read a book?”
and he’s all, “ha ha, yeah. i gotcha.”
and then i’m all thinking, jaimie, you are such a douche when it comes to flirting. so i try to make up for my douchiness (spanish?) by saying, “i bet you get asked about whatever the hell it was you screamed at the end of that movie a lot.”
and he says, “yeah, the director told me to just yell out whatever. they had set up 2 or 3 helicopters outside the window that i screamed out of to provide the wind and drown out what i screamed.”
“really? that’s crazy. one of my friends watched it with subtitles just to see what was screamed, but all it said was *screaming*, boy, was she pissed.”
“yeah, i guess it was ambiguous.”
“you’re not going to tell me what you screamed are you?”
“the thing is…i can’t remember.”
“oh, you’re kidding.”
“no really. it was so long ago…and it didn’t seem important at the time.”
“wow, this has really been a let-down.”
“sorry.”
“no, no. i understand. so anyway, what are you reading?”
“a book about weather.”
“really?”
“yeah, hurricanes and stuff.”
“well, okay. see you around.” and i walked away thinking, “dang, liz would’ve killed to know what he screamed at the end of that movie.”

when i woke up the first thing thought was, “helicopters?!”
Dream Jaimie, you are an idiot!

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