7.21.05

Category: dribblings

mr. fleegan and i are heading to Tennessee this evening and will return on Sunday. we’re visiting leetle brather and his lady friend, cindahhhhh. oh, and their dog, layla.

cookie, you’re in charge.

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in other news filled with curse words:

i hate my g*^%#* MOTHER F&%$@^!!! WEEDWACKER. hate it. hate it. hate it. i want to throw it onto the street and let cars and trucks crush it beneath their mighty wheels of destruction. THE ONLY THING THAT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY IS IF I PURGE THIS EVIL FROM MY LIFE, and if that means digging a hole 6 feet in the ground and burying that BRAND NEW, NONWORKING, PIECE OF SHIT SHIT SHITTER SHIT, then by god, i’ll start digging. and i’m gonna put it in the hole upside down, so when it wakes up and tries to dig it’s way out of the grave, it will just dig itself deeper and deeper and DEEPER.

WHERE’S MY HACKSAW?!

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i repotted a plant today. T minus 3 days until plant is completely dead.

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we ate at a local diner at lunch today. i had hamburger casserole. i didn’t know what it was going to be, but i really liked it. the broccoli and cheese i had was kinda soupy. fmeh. pinto beans! if pinto beans are on the menu i’ll always get them because they are a novelty to me. we never had them when we were growing up. we never had any kind of “southern food” because y’know, we didn’t know about it. so i crush my cornbread into the pinto beans and eat the mushy goodness. see? i’m all southern now! hee. “ahma have the pintos and the co-worn brey-yad.” how they stretch corn in to two syllables is amazing.

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