7.24.05

Category: dribblings

hottest weekend, ever. lawd have mercy.

my plant didn’t die! yet!

i am addicted to Auntie Mae’s Cajun Roasted Peanuts. (the bags should come with a warning on them though: BEWARE IDIOTS: DO NOT RUB YOUR EYES* AFTER EATING AUNTIE MAE’S CAJUN ROASTED PEANUTS.) i think she must also roast them in crystal meth or something. i get them at my neighborhood grocery store, Giant Johnson’s Food. (i’ll have to take a picture of the sign.) anyway, they come in these tiny paper sacks. and apparently Auntie Mae makes her tasty Crack Peanuts in Attalla, Alabama. wow, something good comes from Attalla? SWEET!

anyway the little sacks of drugged nuts are only 99 cents, but i can’t afford a 99 cents a day habit. well, yeah, i guess i can, but my anus can’t.
ANUS FIRE!

speaking of anus fire, OT sent me a link that describes all these new york (big city!) hair salons and their prices. if you’re normal, it will make you sick.

*i am a notorious eye rubber. and i’m loud about it too. i groan and moan while i rub my eyes. i mutter things like, “ohhh yeaaaaah…errrrmmhermm hee prrrrrrrrr.”
i know, i know, “you’ll go blind!” or “you’ll grow hair on your palms!”
ohhhh, just talking about rubbing my eyes? makes me want to rub them so bad. ohhh they’re begging to be rubbed. and once you start…it’s so hard to stop.

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