6.14.05

Category: dribblings

i had a dentist appointment at 8am. wow. what an AWESOME way to start the day.
actually, it was the BEST dental exam i’ve ever had. i hardly bled. what’s up with that? even the lady seemed surprised. “well jaimie, i guess…i guess we’re done?”
“that was only 15 minutes.”
“i…i know. you’re teeth were great. i wish everyone’s teeth were as easy as yours.”
“can i ask you a question?”
“sure.”
“is this a dream?”
turns out, it was not a dream. my teeth rawk hard. who knew?

and mom, i even had Coal Miner’s Daughter. and still i didn’t bleed like a stuck hog, like i usually do.
what the-? today i am charmed.

look ma! no cavities!

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the rest of the day sucked. 10 hours of painting. someone kill me. my shins are so hurting and full of hurt. why? why, you blasted shins?! leemee alone! laura invited me over to watch some stupid television program starring britney spears and some dude, but no! my BODY hurts. so all i can do is take advil and drink whiskey. stoopid body.

i mean, granted, i was going to bring the Jack with me to LBC’s house. but still. i don’t NEED shin pain.
SHIN PAIN! coming soon to a reefer log near you.

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