6.23.05

Category: dribblings

before i would let myself go and have fun, i hired myself to paint the living room ceiling. so then came The Margaritas, and i figured that was like my way of paying myself. we had a successful Girl’s Night Out. we had three pitchers of margaritas. i had four glasses worth. and? and? i drove us home. so that tells you about how potent the margaritas were. the first one was a doozy, but the following ones i don’t think were quite as strong. i forget what i had for dinner. i know it was mexican. there was cheese. and beans.

mr. fleegan is still out with his Man Friends (not gay). they went bowling.

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there is something i HAVE to tell you.
one of my good friends works for a utilities company. i’ll not tell you which one, or what his name is so that he won’t get in trouble. HE told ME that there is only ONE PERSON in the WHOLE WORLD that he’s not allowed to cut off this certain utility. do you know who that is?
Crazy Margaret.
why? because he did once, and she went to the office and was CRAZY MARGARET to them and so his prime directive was: DO NOT EVER CUT OFF THAT UTILITY EVER AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT.

so for those of you who thought i was exaggerating her craziness?
I’M NOT.

behold the power of crazy.

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my toilet is leaking in the most ridiculous way i’ve ever seen. i mean, this is the strangest Toilet Drama i’ve ever had, well, not exactly. it could be tons worse. i’m not worried about it, yet. but my fear is that i’m going to have to get a new toilet, because the problem seems to be that the tank is too small and the guts are too long. so the lid doesn’t fit flush with the tank (hee, flush.). and so when i flush the toilet water shoots out of the lid of the tank. gah, i dunno.

what is it about something always being stupid?

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