6.25.05

Category: dribblings

toilet is fixed. i went to Marvin’s. i walked in and some lady was all, “can i help you?” and i thought eh, might as well ask. ‘cos i surely don’t know where anything is in that store.
“sure, i need…” what is it called? i can picture it in my head, but i don’t know what the actual name of it is. i just always call it Toilet Guts. oh well. “…um, Toilet Guts?”
“oh. Toilet Guts. uh…aisle 8.”
“thanks!”

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i painted my living room walls this evening. i need to start in on the baseboards to get a head start on tomorrow, but oh, i’m really tired. i want to just lay down and sleep. SLEEEEEP!
crap. but you know as soon as i’m done with this i’m gonna go paint the baseboards.
stoopid fleegan.

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there seems to be a party going on somewhere behind my house.

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i taked to a prostitute today. she asked me where my dog went. i told her that the lady with the dog moved so she took the dog with her. she told me she really missed the dog. i told her that lots of people have told me they miss the dog.
“why don’t you get another dog?”
“…what?”
“yeah, that dog was so nice. she’d follow me along the fence.”
“it was a he.”
“so she took her when she moved?”
“he and yes.”
“does she have a fence?”
“he does indeed, have a fence.”
“well, i bet she doesn’t like it as much.”
no, i’m sure he misses all the crazy-assed people who live around my block. geez.

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