4.06.07

Category: dribblings

so the other day i was talking to my peeps and i says to them i says, “hey remember Trixie Belden?”
and they’re all, “yeah. why?”
and i’m all, “well, i had to reshelf one of those books at work today, and they’ve made new one’s i guess, but the thing is…the cover? it was…okay first? there’s a picture of her head right? like in a circle at the top? and she looks like this.” and i made the face. and laura (who is my soul twin, so i knew she’d have the same reaction i had) says, “WHY is her mouth open?!”
“i know!” i exclaim. “and then! on the big picture of the cover where it’s all “Trixie Belden and the Mystery of the Fucked Up Mystery” she’s with a friend by fence and she posed like this.”
and i did the pose and everyone is like, “NO WAY! WHY?! OMGWTFBBQ!”
those weren’t exactly the reactions, but it was close. my friends actually speak in real sentences and things, but the point is, we were all disturbed. so here, let me show you the book i was talking about. and you decide for yourself if it was designed for pre-teen girls or for freakshows who want to do it with pre-teen girls. hmm, i hate to see the reefer log in a couple of days.

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