OMG. How long have I been misspelling the word surprise?!

ALL OF MY LIFE. I’ve been spelling it surprize ON THIS SITE and ON EVERYTHING I’VE EVER WRITTEN AND NONE OF YOU, MY “FRIENDS”, HAVE TOLD ME. Well, I’d let you know if you had a booger in your nose, or if there was something in your teeth. I’d even let you know if your breath was foul, and then I’d offer you some gum, BECAUSE I CARE.

et tu, bitches?

So hey, next time you notice me PATHOLOGICALLY MISSPELLING A WORD how about a shoutout or something? sheeeeeezus. how does something like this happen?

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