the right side of the house (if you’re looking at it from the street) is the part of the house i never see.  there’s nothing good over there; just the A/C unit… and some giant, teenage mutant ninja flowers. apparently my A/C unit leaks out a floral growth hormone into the soil.


these things are as tall as me. granted, i’m not tall, okay? but still, they’re growing taller than the fence.


i don’t know what kind of flowers they are. probably something like the Common Alabama Purty Flower. they’re the kind of flower that you stick your nose in to smell, and your nose comes out covered in yellow/orange pollen, and it looks like your nose has been eating cheetos.

the house next door (it’s empty right now) also has flowers growing on the same side as my A/C unit and i think they are benefitting from the FGH as well.


‘at’s a yaller’n.


‘at’s a red’n.

i’m amazed at these flowers that grow on their own. i didn’t plant them and i don’t water them or weed them or do anything to them. i did try to cut the bushes back from Anna’s Rose Bush (on the creek side of the house), and this spring the roses did bloom. but now the brush has grown back through the roses and kinda choked it or something. it looks like hell now. i’m going to have to cut that junk out at the ground or something. it’s just too hot to do it now. maybe by december.

oh but who cares about stinky ol’ flowers? we all know you came here for the roxy!


cookie, you come pet me, okay?


aw, she’s trying to sniff your hand.

 

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