okay, i’ve got some site stats going and you know what that means! that’s right, the Reefer Log is back!

lately on the Reefer Log:
dante’s hell and scabies …they seem to go hand in hand, don’t they?
catfightsex
midget wrestler
conquistadors and martin luther
what does blood stains when in my puke mean it means it’s time to go to the doctor.
melissa delbridge
looks like a beer can on my ac unit
alien vs predator chess set
locomotive bumper stickers are you kidding me with this? still?!
ayn rand- can she be called a ‘bitch ?
greenish/bluish poop  yeesh. have you been drinking odd colored sport drinks?

do you want to know what the most popular search phrase is for this site so far in july, this july that hates me?
Jose Canseco.
that’s right. many people are finding my site by searching for jose “the doosh” canseco.

to all you Canseco fans out there, i’m sorry.
sorry that you’re a fan of that whiney tool bag, that is!

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and now on to some recentish txt msgs:

butt scratcher?! butt scratcher?!
– leetle brahther

hey, what was Hitler’s last name?
– leetle brahther

go team venture!
– fellykish

that’s numberwang!
– leetle brather

IGNORE ME!
– fellykish

if i pull down on this candle holder will it… get wax on my carpet? yes.
-leetle brahther

what if the goddamned town meeting in Aliens was just like in Footloose only Kevin Bacon was played by the Predator!
– cookie

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