7.01.07

Category: dribblings

right, so it’s July now. everyone act casual and we’ll take it one horrible day at a time, shall we?

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oh snap! check out this awesome fortune i got from a fortune cookie today:

“A small lucky package is on its way to you soon.”

hee! i said to mr. fleegan i says, “oh jimmy don’t get your feelings hurt. small is relative.”

he says to me he says, “hm. it probably means your juggling clubs will arrive this week.”

so i says to him i says, “nah, that would be a big package.”

he says, “big is relative.”

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my black and white laser printer needs a new toner cartridge and i’m scared to look for a new one cos that printer is at least 6 years old and at that time the cartridges were $100. i’m afraid that
A. they don’t make them anymore and
B. if they do make them, the toner is even more expensive because it’s old and they don’t make as many of them.

i’m gonna check right now and see. i’ll let you know what i find out.

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haha! i found one on the office max website so hopefully i can find one at the store this week! on the site it’s $83. it’s pro’ly a little more than that at the store but hey, at least it’s not obselete. i love my printer.

i love you printer! i do! i don’t want to lose you, baby! i want you to be the one who always prints out my order sheets and the songs with chords or tab that i used to print out a lot when i was playing guitar. wow, remember those? all those joni mitchell songs and CSN&Y and pearl jam and gordon lightfoot and ani difranco and well, all those others. remember how i used to sing STP’s “plush” like i was a nun leading a sunday school? oh those were the days. we’ve had some great times, you and i. well, mostly me. but you were stalwart! yes. always there, even as i sang poorly, even as i sang crappy folk songs poorly. you’ve always been there for me! printing out forms and CD jewel case song lists and maps and other such printable 2D things that i’ve found. you are my constant! and you better be glad they still make toner cartridges for you cos you’d be toast, you hear me?! TOAST!

oh baby, no. i didn’t mean it. i love you, you know that. who else would i trust to print out my weeklies? you know i love you. i’d never cheat on you. not even with a color printer. who needs color when i’ve got you and my imagination? i love you, sweet thing. now don’t you go dying on me.

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i’m getting a little, tiny bit better at juggling four balls! i see improvement every day! SO COOL.

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