7.29.07

Category: dribblings

well it’s bloody, bollicky, old Shark Week again. didn’t we just have Shark Week? honestly it seems like it was just 4 months ago or something. i know i’m a total killjoy when it comes to Shark Week, but i really hate that junk. Mr. Fleegan of course, loves it. Watches it and worse…pays attention to it so i can’t change the channel on him like when we watch television when it’s not Shark Week. so when he gets up to get a drink or wazz or whatnot i can’t change the channel cos he’ll notice.

“hey! i was watching that!”

“but it’s just old shark junk!”

“it’s a new program! i haven’t seen this one yet.”

“n’oh, gah and it’s hosted by that grey haired guy.”

“that guy?”

“yeah, he’s like Discovery’s golden boy of shark crap.”

“what, so he’s the shark guy.”

“yeah, AND he was that dinosaur guy from that dinosaur show they did last year.”

“and?”

“and that dinosaur show was complete shit.”

“yeah, that’s true.”

“i swear he’s gets a boner talking about mako sharks.”

“you are the most unreasonable person in the world when it comes to Shark Week.”

“me?! the whole CONCEPT of Shark Week is UNREASONABLE. and don’t even THINK about watching that sad one coming up about the World War II battleship that sank . That is too horrific for words-“

“no, i wanted to watch that!”

“oh come on! i don’t feel like crying! if i have to watch about people surviving a sinking battleship ONLY to be eaten by sharks the next…however long it took for them to be rescued… i’m not onlygoing to bawl my eyes out but i’ll have nightmares for sure!”

“we’re watching that.”

“nooooOOOOoooo!”

“shhh. it’s starting.”

“what the? oh for the love. is that Richard Dreyfuss? son of a…”

“what’s the deal now?”

“so now we’re not only having to watch THE saddest thing on televsion but it’s narrated by THE most annoying voice on the planet, great.”

“you don’t like Richard Dreyfuss? everyone likes Richard Dreyfuss!”

“people who like Shark Week like Richard Dreyfuss.”

“you’re a nerd.”

“me the nerd?! you’re the one watching Shark Week.”

“i don’t understand your hatred of Shark Week.”

“few do. my hatred for Shark Week is only shadowed by my hatred of the Olympics.”

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