after the Tunes for Tots ’08 was over mom and dad and some others were cleaning up the courtyard area and the fantastic Dishwater Blonde was breaking down their gear. the last song they had played was a glorious funk medley of Jungle Boogie and Give it Away. it had everyone on the dance floor and jumping around.

so mom is talking to the band, telling them how much she enjoyed it and that “that Jungle Bunny song wore me out.” the lovely Diva, who happens to be a beautiful african american women turns her head around all, “wha?” and dad is all, “BOOGIE! it’s Jungle BOOGIE!” and mom’s all, “ohhh. sorry!”

i wish my mom wasn’t a racist.

i’m kidding! you know mom isn’t a racist.

hi mom! love you!

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