8.31.07

Category: dribblings

incidentally, i’ve shut my fingers in a drawer twice since wednesday. once was at work, and i was proud that i did not yell out a swear word in the middle of the ‘brary. and the second time i shut my thumb in the crisper drawer of the fridge. that one bled a little, and now it’s sore and i keep bumping it on everything, yeah, one of those. so my advice to you is:
A. quit buying your kids toys from china and
B. don’t make fun of book titles if you’re not prepared to deal with minor aches and pains.

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