hey, any of you cool cats out there use this WordPress thing?

well, maybe you do, and maybe you’re smarter than me and you know what a plug-in is. i don’t really know what it is. i think i have an idea about what a plug-in is, but if someone asked me what it is i would be all, “it’s the thingie that makes that thingee do that thing.”

but for weeks i’ve had this annoying red arrow thing by the plug-in option thing in the admin part of this WordPress thing. and it pisses me off cos i don’t know how to make it go away. so i try to ignore it. but so anyway just now i thought, “by God, i’m going to click on that and see what it does.” so i did.

and it was all this boring stuff with words.

but! then! i noticed a plug-in called Hello Dolly, and you know me, so i was all, “fuck, i don’t care what that thing does, count me in!” so i activated it. and what it does is it puts a random, single lyric from Hello, Dolly up in the corner of my admin screen. i’m only sad that you guys can’t see it. i wish it would put it somewhere out here for all to enjoy.

but then again, now it’s like i’ve got a secret Hello, Dolly message waiting for me when i update something. this is big. this is my kind of plug-in. a big, fabulous, gay plug-in. i’m totally waiting for a Liza plug-in next.

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