11.17.08 seriously? Atlas shrugged, and then hurled up his guts.

Category: dribblings

okay, you know how on your myspace page there are ads all over the sides of the page? can you even guess what ads are all over mine? no, you can’t. you know why? because it’s the most bizarre and horrible thing i’ve seen in a while. the ads, on the side of my login page, or whatever it’s called that i see that you don’t, the ads… they are for… the online Ayn Rand Dating Service.

really? really?

i mean, i get why it’s on my site. i mention Atlas Shrugged on my profile somewhere. so that’s not what’s getting to me. i get that the internet is stupid.

what i don’t get? an Ayn Rand dating service!

are you tired of regular online dating services where people are constantly talking about their wonderful senses of humor, long walks on the beach, and romantic dinners? are you sick of going out on dates with people who genuinely care about other people and who aren’t completely self-involved?

then come, join the tens of hundreds of other assjacks, like yourself, who are into things such as:
themselves
bullshit philosophy that justifies one’s assholery
things they’ve done for themselves
Ayn Rand
their own accomplishments
unemotional consensual sexual intercourse

or maybe you’re not into looking for a serious relationship but instead want to “hook up” for a night of godless, rough, arrogant, cold, impersonal, loveless sex so harsh that it’s almost rape! it’s okay, your ego can handle it!

you’re in luck!

sometimes the internet makes me weep.

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