Nerdvember 20, 2008
Category: dribblings
i think i mentioned somewhere on this thing, or maybe Twitter, this particular thing, but i can’t get it out of my head. and now, once a day i replay the convo in my head and come up with responses to the guy that i should have said. do you ever do that?
so this guy comes in and he picks out a couple of books and i don’t even pay attention to what they are. he says to me he says, “i’m having to branch out of my regular reading material.”
so i play along because it’s rude not to, “oh yeah? what’s your usual?”
“the Civil War.”
there’s a ton of guys who come in and mainly checkout books on the Civil War. i get the feeling that they know a lot about the Civil War but that maybe, possibly, they haven’t actually learned anything from it. if you know what i mean.
i don’t much care to read about the Civil War, but I do like reading about Abraham Lincoln. in fact, i was excited when i kept hearing the media mention Team of Rivals by DKG (and comparing it to Obama’s cabinet. except now that he’s picking people i don’t see the comparison.) because it’s such an interesting book about Lincoln’s cabinet members. honestly, it’s not as boring as it sounds. S’anyway, Honest Abe and his crazy face, there are no shortage of books on him.
i say to the guy, “well, if you’re tired of reading about battles and things, we’ve a new book on Lincoln that came in yesterday.”
that guy gives me a dirty look and says, “Lincoln was an idiot!” with such venom in his voice! and he took his books and left. and i just stood there, shocked, mouth open. and i just wish i would have called him on it to explain what the hell he was talking about because hello, Lincoln an idiot? i’ve never heard ANYONE say something like that before about Lincoln. who says something like that?
that junk has been bothering me for days.
Tags: books, library, nerd, rant
15 Comments
WOW! Did he give you his KKK membership card instead of his library card by mistake?
Wait, you’re on Twitter?
BUAHAAHAHAAAaaaaa! (Nice one Justin)
Dude, when that guy comes back in I think you should hurl whatever you have in your hands or nearby at him. What a total douche, I bet he hangs his rebel flag with pride… DOUCHE.
That would be bothering the hell out of me too.
hee! you guys rule.
eddie- i have the twitter! you twitter?
It is called L’esprit d’escalier and I hate it. I’ll come up with a better way to phrase this comment later I suppose
how do you twitter?
Lincoln was an idiot because he freed the SLAVES, Jaimie. GAH, don’t you know nuthin??
you know, the thing is? Lincoln wanted to make slavery illegal east of the mississippi river. anything west of that was okay. so i mean, he’s not quite the emancipator we make him out to be.
snoozie – twitter.com you sign up and then you can type a little sentence or two that all your friends can see. it’s a total time waster…like most of the internet!
thanks jaimie i was out of the loop
Well, he reads a lot about the Civil War, so maybe he’s actually formed the opinion that Lincoln was somehow inept or mishandled the war? That’s possible, right? I mean, I know how angry and ranty I can get when someone brings up McKinley.
heh, liz.
wasn’t McKinley the one who stole the Phillipines and/or Hawaii (from queen llyulakailalalakaiiwannali?)
You Jamie should fix up a bunch of Lincoln hats and beard and keep them on stand by for when the guy comes back in.
If and when he does drop by – you all put on your Lincoln stovepipes and beards – as if it’s Abe Day or something there. Make sure you all make yourself available while he’s visiting. All of you go up at different times and ask him if there’s anything you can do for him – help him find a book or something.
Make sure you all hum The Battle Hymn of The Republic as he stomps out of there.
So. Obama (roll Tide) is the New Lincoln, that’s cool. I wish him well. And Jaimie, I hear you voted for him. I can only assume that you do Not believe him to be the anti-Christ?
heh, the New Lincoln. and what makes you think i voted for… okay, like i could pull that off. a patron did tell me that Obama is the anti-christ and he tried to “save my soul” and he also told me i was voting for socialism. ah, patrons…
Well…you should have looked that patron right in the eye and said, “Martin Luther was an idiot!”