i cannot pull one over on my BFFF

so i called laura, like, 10 minutes ago, right? because i wanted to tell her something cool, right?

so i call her and i’m all, “hey BFF, how are you?”

and she’s all, “good. how are you?”

and i’m all, “fine.”

and she’s all, “you’ve been drinking haven’t you?”

and i’m all, “what?! it’s only 4 o’clock. why would i… i mean, damn, how can you tell?”

“ha!”

“gah, was i slurring? i didn’t slur! i just said, “hi.” was it that i called you BFF?”

“no. there’s a lilt.”

“a what? am i THAT transparent? i can’t believe… i said three words!”

“there’s more like a… a concealed gleefulness… in your voice.”

“damn. you’re good.”

“i know.”

Tags: laura

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