regrets? i’ve had a few…

but then again they’re pretty lame.

por exemplo: i was at the grocery store on Sunday night and i’ve been craving butterscotch pudding. so i go to the pudding aisle. and let me just say, i’m so glad to live in a country where there’s a whole half aisle of nothing but pudding. jeez, how much pudding do we need? AT LEAST half an aisle.

so anyway, i wasn’t going to make pudding. not that it’s difficult. but i wanted butterscotch pudding like, 10 minutes ago. so i went with the snack pack sized individual pudding cups situation.

this is where i showed some massive restraint. because if there’s one thing i like more than butterscotch pudding, it’s a good deal. and if there’s a good deal on butterscotch pudding? look out.

so there was indeed a deal on butterscotch pudding. it was 10 for $10. I KNOW. so there i was in front of my pudding and i thought to myself, “well, there’s 4 individual pudding cups per pack. so if i buy 10 packs for $10… that’s 40 pudding cups. i certainly don’t need 40 pudding cups in my house.”

so i didn’t take the deal. i bought 2 packs for $2.

i know! i’m a fool!

because what i didn’t factor in is the fact that those individual cups of pudding only hold 4 teaspoonfuls of pudding! there’s only enough pudding in there to piss you off. by bite 3 you’re all, “damn, i wish i had bought 39 more of these.” but you didn’t because where would you store 40 puddings?

IN MY STOMACH. THAT’S WHERE.

i’m down to 5 puddings. and i know that i’ll eat one after my lunch break today so that’ll leave 4. should i start rationing them? or should i go back to the grocery store and do it right this time?

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