Reefer Log
Category: dribblings
Remember when I used to post the searches that led people to this site? Well, let’s revisit that, shall we? Here are some search terms that showed up in my referrer log, and my responses (in red) to them.
themed chess sets I get more hits looking for chess stuff than anything. That would be this old Weekly.
looney tunes bull I love Looney Tunes, and I LOVE. THAT. BULL.
how do you pronounce Kjell Ericksson pretty sure it’s pronounced like shell.
swag chess pieces don’t know, but I want those.
Whiskey Rebellion fun facts really? Okay.
Grace Jones hair My name is Jaimie, and I approve of this search.
Patty’s Got a Gun really good book.
Civil War stuff This search is far too general. If that is your search the Internet should come back with, “You’re gonna have to give us a little more than that.”
Sheffield’s where Jesus is Lord That place is real.
catchy slogans for the Townshend Act I never actually wrote one about this. Sorry.
Phil Collins sieg heil I don’t think you’re weird for searching about this because I HEARD IT TOO.
platypus puppet mr rogers That puppet was hideous.
hating birds see also: the rest of this blog.
what’s worse than a cardboard box paper tits explained I didn’t get that joke either. Then when I did, it wasn’t funny anyway. I thought it went “What’s worse than paper tits? A cardboard box.” Box is a slang word for vagina. Yeah, I said it wasn’t funny.
big foot taking a dookie I believe that either my father or Uncle Dan searched for this. I hope so, anyway.
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actually, i searched “video big foot taking a dookie” there’s gotta be one.
They finally found a giant squid, so I’m hoping in my lifetime they find a ‘squatch takin’ a dook.
oh, i miss making the weekly graphiques.
They were ALWAYS perfect.
i swear it wasnt me. dad.
Surrrrrrrre you didn’t, dad.
In it’s brilliant blend of (1) utter randomness and (2) pathetic-desperate-attempt-to-hang-onto-my-childhood-that-was-actually-over-decades-ago-stop-being-in-denial-already, how did the quote from the red cartoon typewriter, “noo nee noo nee noo” not make the list?!